Always wanted one..and Something REALLY FUNNY!!!!

I don't know what it is...

I have always had a thing for red telephone booths...

I've had plans for one for many years now...

Time machine

Hostess center at a restaurant

actual phone booth duh...

my secret elevator to the sky

or to my secret underground tunnel escape route when

I'm losing my mind

:)

Ok so I'm feeling open here..

got a hilarious story to tell

At my cost, my dignity. lol

oh no

:)

So I am, at the time of the story, 8.5 month pregnant,

At the grocery store with my son Lukas..

He is freaking hilarious,

anyways..

We were walking down the refrigerated liquor isle..

No I wasn't boozing it, just taking a wishful detour :)

When...

Out of no where, no warning..

spontaneous gas.

Sound effects

As if that were not BAD enough..

No wait it gets better/funnier

at my cost, because this is really freaking embarrassing..

lol

Lukas makes a funny comment about it and for the life of me I can't remember what because truly

I was in shock from the horror of embarrassment..

and not from the sound effects either. lol

His comment made me pee

just a little

A little then..

I of course shared this embarrassment with Lukas and he made another really funny comment and I just don't know what happened..

All my muscles shut down in the bladder department.

Thank god for dresses..

I had pee'd, full bladder relaxation release all over the grocery store floor.

FULL BLADDER I remind you

I stood there in horror..

All I could do was laugh because..

I just couldn't believe it.

I just couldn't believe I pee'd all over the freaking floor.

Pee had filled my flip flops and I was flipping a trail of pee to the bathroom.

I am Totally serious.

By some magic of nature there happened to be an employee in the bathroom at the same time as I entered. In my laughing shock I told her what happened, of course feeling like a complete idiot,

duh I pee'd all over the grocery store floor.

I told her I was pregnant,

duh, like she couldn't tell

shock you know..

I wanted her to be sure to know that I normally don't go around peeing on floors..

She laughed, understood and said she would take care of it.

phew!

I still had a cart of food that had to make it to the check out line.

So as Lukas and I with my moist flip flops headed towards the checkout line we hear the dreaded

"Clean up in isle 9"

I almost pee'd my pants..

Oh wait I already did

:)

Pregnancy, it'll do funny things to ya...

Laughing is good :)