"Giggle giggle giggle, the mousy is running under my jacket"
"I said I didn't want those fucking Peas!"
"Now change my diaper before I get butt rash"
"I finally got my new camera but oh shit I'm in jail"
Oh wait that is horizontal stripes:)
r r r r r r r r r r
"So you are saying that you don't actually want me to make you a peanut butter and jelly?
And that you would much more prefer to just keep practicing our handwriting?
Well fuck that, I'm out.."
Call to DCFS:
"Yeah, I said my mom lost my shoe..
She's napping too..
I ate her chapstick
can I have a snack?"
ok so maybe I only think these are funny
Peggy never knew when she first started thinking
about her s&m career, but she says
" it was the best decision she ever made"
Hope you got a giggle
Have a great weekend!